That doesn't take itself too seriously.
We source the best coffee and roast it with care, but never forget to have fun.
We do our very best to treat everyone involved with compassion.
Freshly roasted and delivered to your doorstep right when you need it.
Coffee that tastes like coffee.
Roasty, a tidbit bitter, slightly nutty, kinda chocolatey, reminiscent of the stuff at your local diner, but we think better.
Coffee with a bit something extra.
Hints of fruit, aromas of tea, perhaps something like an exotic meal with a good friend, but never too far from home.
"Drinking this coffee made me wonder what I had been doing with my life up until this point. It's the best ever. Seriously, so good.
Is that what I'm supposed to say?"
A friend of Michael & Ben
"This coffee is pretty good. I mean, not the best, but certainly not the worst. I'd drink it. Yes, definitely I would drink it.
Now can I have my $5?"
Some guy walking down the street
"Ben and Michael are SO CUTE!
I don't drink coffee, but I do know men, and damnnnnnnnnnnnn they fine.
And this coffee is fire. Okurrrrr."
Cardi B (impersonator)